John

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  1. Yeah I don't think it's very accurate, normally on these things I get Australia.
  2. Holy shit double post!
  3. >I was only 19 years old >I loved the Nazis so much, I had all the memorabilia >I pray to Hitler every night, thanking him for making us the master race >"Facism is love" I say; “Facism is life” >My roommate hears me and calls me a racist >I know he was just jealous of my devotion for Hitler >I called him an Untermensch >He shakes his head and tells me to go to bed >I’m angry now, and my rage hurts >I lay in bed and it’s really cold >Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me >It’s Hitler >He whispers into my ear “This is Mein Kampf” >He grabs me with his powerful Aryan hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees >I’m ready >I spread my Sudetenland for Hitler >He penetrates my borders >It hurts so much but I do it for Mein Fuhrer >I can feel the Red Army tearing as my provinces are occupied >I push against his Blitzkreig >I want to please Mein Fuhrer >He roars a mighty roars as he fills my Lebensraum with his Auslandsdeutsche >My roommate walks in >Hitler looks him straight in the eyes and says “Ein Reich, ein Volk, ein Fuhrer” >Hitler leaves through my window >Facism is love, Facism is life
  4. Behold! The lord of squats! King of the slavs!
  5. It's like hanging ham up to cure
  6. Yeah, I offer a refund.
  7. My previous statement wasn't entirely correct but I've gone through lots of shadowplayed footage and found the incident for you. You can see in chat: YORKS HALT HALT NOW You then continue to move twice after the demand, thus giving me a valid kill reason.
  8. https://www.rt.com/uk/378513-commonwealth-us-farage-God Emperor Donald J Trump/